*gasps for air*
Yes, it is the come back of ME, The Insider. Guys, this time I am back more well-trained and specialized. Looking back at last 2 years where I was nearly being caught by the Camp Commander..man, I tell you that guy is witty! For Pete's sake..can't they even put their feet up! The camp commander must have been much disconcerted by me and couldn't hold it any longer and so decided to hunt for me in person. Could remember I was doing my job as usual, spying at camp meetings from far-off, looking into my Clear Point Model BC-821R-1 binoculars which I had just newly gotten from the H.Q...bet you guys didn't know this. There the camp commander suddenly appeared behind me. I could sense it...I tell you, back then it was a You die or I die kind of situation. It was so intense that I started having cold sweats. But....but.....I am always the smarter one. Hahhahhahahhah! Managed to soar off the building before the camp commander could even get any closer and thank goodness it was only 4 stories high! Ever since, I had decided to improve myself with the best training and drilling in town! Of feeling the rushing gush of waterfall falling on my head and shoulders. Rules no. 99! It was never easy but I believe it is all worth it as my die hard fans gets the inside leak out of youth camp this year! This time I will be much equipped with the latest and coolest gadgets better than those you could ever come across in The Dark Knight or James Bond 007. I am now back to scope around for the hottest, juiciest top secret of Youth Camp 2008. I will not let you down my friend..
And hence it is so…signing off- [The Insider]
Stay tuned for more…it is time for more hiding..