Camp Scoopers

Camp Scoopers

Peeps... Here's the scoop for the last official Youth Camp meeting. It’s long due. Hahaaha.. the Camp Committee thought they had the doors locked on me, but i got my cam set up in there way beforehand.. and as i always say.... it's good to have contacts. Pull a few rafia strings.. some thread and rubber bands ... and you'll find you can drag just about anything out of anyone..... EVEN Camp Committee members... from right under their noses. Are you reading this Camp Commander? Hahahaha

For starters.. the design for Camp T-shirt is already in progress. Heard the Camp Promo Coordinator discussing with her lil sidekicks bout the colour for this years official camp T-shirts. Apparently.. they're considering Yellow. She wanted to design the camp shirts in mud brown initially.. but since this year's "Chapter II" Interschool Rally's shirts are already brown.. that shade had to go out the door. What do ya think? Yellow sound good to u guys? I kinda like the idea. Gimme some feedback here and i'll see if i can pull a few strings to get the shirts printed in The Most Highly Demanded Colour. OK peeps?

From the worship dept.... there was a debate on the theme song for camp. That led to Cd cases being thrown around on the desk. There's a shot of the album their considering ... try and figure out what the theme song will be guys. The shot isnt too clear tho.. sorry bout dat. I have to grab a shot at any moment i can... No time for focussing and all that stuff.

This one you're gonna like peeps. There's gonna be a Moonlight Beach Party this year!!!!! But even that had to rouse some debate as the planners squabbled bout how to mk a platform on the sand. You’d think they wud have more “important” things to squabble about… sigh.

Now peeps... listen to this. 3 Camp committees were roped in for investigation. Camp Commander’s been grumpy about his pic getting posted up here on leakout. But Hey! That’s too good a pic to let it go to waste haha. Just for starters ... those 3 under investigation rite now are Camp Advisor.. Kenny Chin, Game Master ... Reuben Ponniah and Camp Promo Coordinator, Alison Seow. These 3 were "thoroughly interrogated" by the Camp Commander... so i heard. Can't confirm if any man-handling was involved to get em to admit to being "ME". Hahahhaha.. as if any of em have what it takes to be me. More so... word's got around that the Camp Promo Coordinator had a fall and was hospitalised for some time. I thought the Camp Commander would have figured out that she definitely can't be The Insider. She's so out of order these couple of days. It'd be a total insult to my intelligence if either of these 3 were convicted of being "ME". And then we have those smarty peeps who think they'd like to be me. Heard also some chic named "Ah Sher" a.k.a "Hui Sze" running around claiming to be The Insider. Signing off dudes. I'll be BACK.

The Insider

Theme Song

That's the album from which the Committee is considering selecting a theme song.

30 Second News Clip

30 Second News Clip

Peeps..i'll be lying low in the next few days. Currently investigatin one huge scoop. But i cant reveal anything yet. My head's on the platter. Just for starters .... thought you'd like to know that 3 camp committee members have been roped in for investigation. Camp Commander's in a fit cos of my last post. Stay tuned in guys. There's definitely more good stuff to come.

The INSIDER

Dave & Bug

See the resemblance? You'd think they were first cousins.

Praying Dave

Praying Dave

Check this out peeps. Ever wondered what kinda stuff your "CREATIVE" camp committee are up too when their a tad too free??? hahaha that's just why I'm here guys... to let you see for yourselves!

We've heard of King David the great man of God. i'm pretty sure he spends the bulk of his time praying. Wellll.. i've known your Faithful Camp Commander, Mr David Yong for a couple of years now and just like King David.. he's a man of God who prays with all his heart.. BUT... GOOD GRIEF David! You look like a PRAYING MANTIS in this pic! FIY.. I had to pull alot of strings to bring you this pic. Sure would love to see the Camp Commander's face when he sees this on leakout! hahahahahha. You can try... but u WON'T catch The INSIDER!

The INSIDER

TAG, You're It!

TAG, You're It!

Yo peeps. exactly 15 hrs from now.. the Camp Committee of Youth camp 2006 will be seated down to their next meet. At this very moment.. I have my camera charging. Expect some good stuff guys. Security gets tighter this days.. but I have my ways to get my cam into that room. Also.. it's always a pleasure to know who my loyal fans are, and i want to give you credit for it. So TAG the board when you're here and let your presence be known. Cheers!

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SMILE! You're On Candid Camera!

SMILE! You're On Candid Camera!

HAHA... accurate as always peeps! Told you that Grace would be handing the fliers to Alison tonight. Thought i'd give her a lil surprise so i dropped by her place and rang the door bell. Well... She naturally thought it was Alison so she came out with fliers and all anddddd............ SNAPP!! You're on CANDID CAMERA Grace! Of course i made a run for it before Grace could clearly see who i was. I've got enough sense not to let her expose me u know. But best yet guys... you get a first hand glimpsed of the fliers! Managed to snatch a few frm Grace and give u an upclose shot of it.

The INSIDER

Fliers Spotted!

Grace Hides, But We Know Its Her

SPOTTED!

SPOTTED!

I have SPOTTED the printed Camp Fliers. I repeat.. I HAVE SPOTTED the PRINTED camp fliers.at this very moment, the Camp Fliers are in the hands of Grace Loh. She was seen carrying several copies of the freshly printed fliers. From tapping her phone call.. i've gathered that the fliers will be personally handed over by Grace to the Camp Creative Director TONIGHT! for those of you who cant wait till Sunday to sign up for camp... i suggest you hunt Grace down and get those fliers before they reach the Creative Director's hands. Knowing her, the Creative Director would probably claw you to death if you tried snatching things out of her hands. All the best in your attempt mates!

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Goodies for Grabs!!!

Goodies for Grabs!!!

Find your way to concurrent service this week guys cos I just heard that the camp committee has goodies for grabs during camp promo this week. Its gonna be a BLAST at the launching of the Camp Fliers. Of course.. for those of you who hv been regular on leakout… you will definitely have the upper hand. You guys will see what I mean this weekend. Cheers peeps!

The INSIDER

Flier page 1

Flier page 2

Super Heroes 2006

Most Absurd Heroes

Dust Bin Dig-Ups

Dust Bin Dig-Ups

Guys... apparently the Youth Camp committee have caught wind of my presence. They're doing whatever they can to stop me from revealing their plans for Youth Camp 2006. Frankly.. i dunno what the big fuss is all about. Everything will be laid out at camp anyhow. FIY.. People have been talking. They're saying that I'm part of the committee. Seriously... would i want to risk my own skin and publish a classified blog if i were part of the very exclusive Youth Camp 2006 committee?? You tell me. Anyhow... inside contacts gave me access to the camp flier design for the year. check it out! It's a flip-open flier. you'll get the picture when you finally see it after Service this Sunday. (Oh.. notice the piece of meat on the flier! It's not just any piece of ham... it's Super MOO! never heard of the dude before but the black-and-white spotted superhero looks kinda cool). Also... word has it that the super heroes on the camp flier are the creations of the camp committee. I understand that in one of the earlier meetings, the camp commander, Brilliant Mr David Yong distributed lil pieces of blank paper and had each committee member draw out their own original superhero. of course not all of the superheroes made it onto the flier. Some were just too absurd for words. Among the characters that didnt make it to the flier are Blank Man, Super Model, and a.. errrr.. Miss Piggy? Talk about creativity! This team of committee members has everything it takes to pull of the BIGGEST event of the year! but of course... they wont be tking the credit for everything. based on my own observation.. the team's all out for the glory of God. they're trusting God to work His awesome wonders this year and bring in an unbelievable number of campers and salvations. The team is rallying topgther in prayer.Superb! Pray along with em peeps if you wanna see BIGGER things happening. As always.. i wont fail u loyal fans of mine.Thrash cans are a good source of info. Take a look at what i found in the Creative Director's thrash can! Original sketches by the camp committee of their super heroes! Oops.. Gotta run peeps. Have a blessed week ahead.

The INSIDER

The Insider's Back

The Insider's Back!

Yo peeps! The Insider’s Back! Can’t be here all year round you know. Got things to do.. places to go… conversations to hack into. But it’s always worth while to come back when things in the Youth Camp meeting room heats up. Take it from me.. Youth Camp’s the BIGGEST event of the year! And it’s BACK!
Just got of my private jet this evening (been on another mission spying on some other camps on the other end of the globe. Nothing really interesting there). Tell you what guys… thought I’d just drop in for Youth Alive today to see what’s brewing for camp. So far this is what I gathered …. The theme for Youth Camp 2006 is ZERO to HERO. Real retro if you ask me.. but dude! Haven’t you heard?? RETROS totally in this year. I wouldn’t miss this camp for the world. Man.. the camp committee has taken to whispering when it comes to camp details. Apparently they’re planning to throw up a Big Bash this year.. whole new agenda for camp. Let’s see them TRY to keep me in the dark bout it.
Anyway.. from what I managed to pick up… camp fees have gone up. RM198 – 4 days, 3 nights. But contacts have let me in that Youth Camp 2006 : Zero to Hero is still the CHEEPEST and FLASHY-iest camp in the zone. The camp site this year .. it’s just superb! We’re going to the Beach! Bayu Beach Resort, Port Dickson. For those of you who rmbr it from Youth Camp 2004.. it’s gonna be 4 solid days of sun, sea and sand (and moonlight, pool parties, pillow fights, BBQs and smashing live bands). Beyond that..those of you regular campers will rmbr how GOD ROCKS the place every year (without fail).
Ok ok.. down to business. As always, I’m here to bring you juicy tit-bits and inside leaks concerning the hanky-panky behind the Camp Meeting doors, sneak previews and off-the-record info about Anything and Absolutely Everything those Camp Committees put on their desks (and under).

Rule No. 1: You do not question who I am. I am The Insider. Kapish?
Rule No. 2: You do not reveal to the Camp Committee (or any of their immediate family members) where you get you leak outs from.

For your personal viewing pleasure.. I’ve posted an image from a piece of poster that I manage to rip from some kid with really long hair. I’m guessing she’s this year’s Promo & Media coordinator. Nearly shredded me with her finger nails when I tried to nip the poster away for her. Just managed to tear a piece and make a run for it. I must say.. those camp committees are getting crazier every year. Take a look at the piece from this year’s flier… there’s a piece of MEAT on it! Looks like steak. What on earth is a piece of STEAK doing on the camp flier????!!! Seriously.. these people go all out for publicity. Signing off now. More insides to be revealed soon so stay tuned in.

The INSIDER

Steak on Flier